Man Candy

Did I just spend $1,100 for a pair of sunglasses? Well, yes, I did, but thanks to the miracle of modern health care they only set me back $400 bucks. I don't know how I ended up with such a generous vision plan, but all I can say is "thank god for full employment" (knock on wood).

So what do you get for $1,100 that you couldn't get for $9.99 at Walgreens? How about a pair of Maui Jim's with a flexon titanium frame and polarized, polycarbonate progressive lenses. These things are light and strong (unbreakable, or so flexon claims), and, if I do so myself, very sexy looking.

I mean, let's be honest here; I look good in these glasses. What can I say. Some people are just naturally cool, and these are some cool looking shades. That's a picture of me over on the left there. Well...almost. It's basically what I look like if instead of a young, hunky looking guy wearing his Maui Jim's you imagine some old, fat guy wearing his Maui Jim's, but the basic idea is the same.

Yeah, the chicks dig me, and why not. You take all that raw, animal magnetism and dress it up in a pair of Maui Jim's, and the ladies don't stand a chance, you know what I mean. You don't? You think I'm kidding? Well, I just want all you guys out there, all of you losers who don't have a cool pair of shades, to take a look at the picture below and see the kind of action I'm geting. Ha, eat your heart out.

(Maybe with a facelift and some liposuction I could be getting that kind of action)

Anyways, I think I'm gonna go down to da' club now and hang for a while. Not to drink or anything like that, but just to stand there with my Maui Jim's and strike sexy poses. You know, with one hand in my pocket and a sort of masculine stare on my face that betrays nothing but promises everything. Yeah, the chicks really go for that sort of thing.

So see ya' later, and if there's no blog post tomorrow that just means I'm busy with the ladies. Oh yeah.