Warp Factor Nine

So my Mr. Coffee machine broke down after I had it for about 20 years and I had to go to the store and buy a new one and I was going to get a Senseo because that's what all the podcasters use but I got to the store and the only Senseo they had was this really ugly red one and I wasn't going to pay $70.00 for an ugly Senseo so I bought a Keurig B40 instead since it kind of works the same way and I brought it home and tried it out and it's really neat because instead of just dripping the water through the coffee grounds it uses a pump and forces the water through the grounds which brings out more of the coffee flavor and tastes real good and since I like to drink a big mug of coffee when I drink coffee I made a big mug of coffee even though I had to use two of those little K Cups that the Keurig machine uses and it tasted really good except that it seems like when you pump the water through the coffee grounds you not only get more flavor but you also get more caffeine as well or at least that's the way it seemed because after I drank my mug of coffee I got really really wired and I couldn't sit still so I cleaned the house and worked on the yard and cleaned the gutters and re-painted the living room and put on a new roof and added an extra bedroom and remodeled the kitchen and then I still had all this energy because of all the caffeine that the Keurig machine pumps out of the coffee grounds so I called up the Dalai Lama and asked him if he'd like to discuss world peace and he said sure so I put on my shoes and walked over to Tibet and we discussed like Korea and Iraq and all that stuff and it was really fun and then on the way home I decided to swim across the Pacific Ocean instead of walking back to California and so I did and it was really fun but when I got back I was still really really wired from all the caffeine in that mug of coffee I drank so I decided that in the future I probably shouldn't drink so much coffee if I'm going to use the Keurig machine and so now I drink just regular cups and it's still seems to have a lot more caffeine than the coffee my Mr. Coffee used to make but that's ok because I really love my Keurig B40 and I think you will too.