Anyways, I guess there just hasn't been enough boxing and unboxing and loading and unloading arranging and unarranging and phone calling and paper signing and fee paying in my life to keep me busy, so I thought I'd take a moment here tonight to return to my grievously neglected blog. I suppose I should apologize for that, that being the modern nature of things and all. Isn't it funny how there's really no right and wrong anymore. As long as you say you're sorry, you can pretty much do whatever you want. You know -
"I want to apologize for having those drugs in my luggage. It showed bad judgment on my part, and I should have checked with the local authorities before I attempted to smuggle drugs into the country. It was just a simple misunderstanding and a boneheaded move on my part. I'm truly sorry for any trouble I may have caused. I also want to apologize for calling the women's athletic team a bunch of monkey-faced goonie birds. I meant no offense by the comment, but I can see how such a statement might be taken the wrong way. Believe me, no one respects our women athletes more than I. I hope you will accept these humble apologies, and it is my hope that by blaming myself, you, the paying public, will find me blameless. After all, I'm only human."
So, like I said, sorry for not posting to my blogs. I'll try to do better. In the meantime, I've got these new digs. Yes, here I sit among the oaks and the pine trees, looking out my window, and what a lovely view I have of
A parking garage.
Actually, it's not that bad. I mean, as far as parking garages go it's a pretty unobtrusive looking thing, and it's nicely landscaped as well. All-in-all I'm pretty happy with my new surroundings. Sure, I need some furniture, but that can wait until the house is sold. Meanwhile, it's very quiet, and that's the big reason I chose to settle here. Aaahhh, peace and quiet, a self-cleaning oven, and cheap DSL. What more does a stodgy old bachelor need. I'd tell you where I moved to but there are a lot of weirdos on the internet, you know, so I'll just leave that a mystery.
And that's all for now. Look for more frequent postings in the coming weeks and months when, hopefully, I'll have something more to say. And, if not, well I'm really sorry. It's just bad judgment on my part.
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